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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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boigameista

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

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this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

boigameista

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

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i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

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so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

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So I made a frog (huge)

boigameista

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

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panda5150who asked:

2! 4! 19!

Hey dude! 🐼

2. Do you like sand?

I like sand when I’m at the beach or a sand dune. I do NOT like it when sand follows me home from these places and gets in everything I own.

4. 6pm or 3am?

3 am just because I love waking up early when you’re going on a road trip and every thing is so quiet and it’s dark and no ones out. Feels like a secret time haha

19. Best thing to drink at 1am?

If im waking up in the middle of the night , water! If I am out and about, mm probably ginger beer. I love ginger beer lol

thanks for the ask! LUCA tag 🐼 did u know your name in my phone is still LUCA standing for Last Universal Common Ancestor I don’t remember why lmao

swankserene asked:

Omg no wait I got the number wrong.


Weirder asks take 2: 19

Hi serene! Hahaha no worries 😂

19. Best thing to drink at 1 am?

To be honest, I usually try not to be awake at 1 am so the most honest answer would probably be water, bc I’m always thirsty when I wake up in the middle of the night 😂

On the rare occasions I am out and about at 1 am, I think ginger beer is the best thing to have!

serene tag 🪴 thanks for the ask! I love ginger beer the spiciness keeps you warm at 1 am! plus it settles your stomach which is always good for me I love any ginger-flavored foods tbh

cozycrow asked:

1, 5, and 16!

Hi Milo! :)

1. What was the last river you saw?

Probably the Charles! It’s hard to miss when you’re out and about in the city haha.

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(ID: a slightly blurry photo of the Charles River taken from a high vantage point, with a bridge crossing it and tall buildings in the background.)

5. Do you like being barefoot?

Yes!! I hate wearing shoes or socks indoors, and if it’s nice outside I love running my around barefoot. Only wear shoes when necessary lol

16. Do you like trains?

Also yes!! I love traveling and trains are convenient and comfortable, plus they are objectively the best place to space out and daydream. Also there’s just something fun about trains. 10/10 should be more trains in the US

milo tag 🐈 thanks for the ask!
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Some even weirder asks

  1. What was the last river you saw?
  2. Do you like sand?
  3. What's the biggest boat you've ever been on?
  4. 6pm or 3am?
  5. Do you like being barefoot?
  6. Last film you watched with somebody called Mark in it?
  7. How many Liams do you know?
  8. Best colour for rollerskates?
  9. How much sugar in your coffee?
  10. Do you know your wifi password?
  11. How many lipsticks do you own?
  12. Favourite day of the week?
  13. Favourite emoji?
  14. Worst type of weather?
  15. Thoughts on sleeping in cars?
  16. Do you like trains?
  17. Thoughts on the moon?
  18. Best shoe size?
  19. Best thing to drink at 1am?
  20. Seagulls or rats?
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these are fun!
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this is from an Australian youtube channel where they go to hat tower and drop things

white-throated-packrat

Water doesn’t compress very much, so once it hit it’s terminal velocity, it was basically a solid ball, not a liquid. This is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it.

gigglingkat

The reverse POV of “if you’re too high, hitting the water is like hitting concrete”

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Well that's not in one piece anymore

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